April 6, 2006

Mother Theresa a Porn Star? Or Just A Lookalike?

Posted in Uncategorized at 11:14 pm by thelawthoughts

I really should have published this first, as it pushes my much more cerebral transport piece down the page a bit.

Paris Hilton is going to play Mother Theresa in a new film. Here you go, I’ll say it again. Paris Hilton is going to play Mother Theresa.

I thought I was reading The Chaser. The report says that she was cast because she looks like Mother Theresa. On what planet exactly? I bet the director just crawled out from under a rock, walked down Hollywood Bvd, saw Paris Hilton and went ‘Wow! That girl really looks like Mother Theresa’.

Yeah, it is all about the resemblance, not the ‘star potential’.

It seems you can still play Mother Theresa, probably the next Saint, even if you star in porn films on the internet.

Maybe that is where all the journalists went when The Chaser shut down. To bring down the Herald Sun from the inside.

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